"A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart"

My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

(Source: marrowack)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME